Today all I want to do Is

[Nearly there]

Sit on ma arse and watch telly but no the wifes just landed home with wallpaper and wants a wall in the kitchen done a feature wall apparentlyIm off work all week and the weathers been great ive been on my bike 5 days in a row and put some good miles in but today I thought id just relax watch a bit of telly maybe have a couple of beers later but no how very much dare I why cant I just enjoy my week off and relax,rant over im getting the well when are you gonna start look

 

[Bluenite]

So when are you going to start

 

[Risex4]

Manflu?

Dodgy tactic. You have to weigh up situations later in the day where this may be used against you.

 

[Beebo]

wants a wall in the kitchen done a feature wall

I have hung feature walls in the living room and bedroom, both were installed under duress because SWMBO wanted them.

Is there any man in the world who has ever wanted his own feature wall?

 

[tyred]

Hang the wallpaper upside down and she will never ask you hang wallpaper again.

For this life-changing tip, make cheque payable to...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I don't even know what one is, let alone want one!

Found this on ye olde internete of olde. As the great sage Paul Calf would say "bag o' shite"

http://uktv.co.uk/home/item/aid/605286

 

[rich p]

Found this on ye olde internete of olde. As the great sage Paul Calf would say "bag o' shite"

http://uktv.co.uk/home/item/aid/605286

Great stuff 3BM - My guess is that you and Mrs 3BM followed this bit of advice...

...For a delicate, more feminine finish, a wall covered in bamboo or even dried grasses lends a touch of year-round summer. Add a few twinkling fairy lights or even a net of lights behind them for a touch of magic

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Great stuff 3BM - My guess is that you and Mrs 3BM followed this bit of advice...

...For a delicate, more feminine finish, a wall covered in bamboo or even dried grasses lends a touch of year-round summer. Add a few twinkling fairy lights or even a net of lights behind them for a touch of magic

*vomits*

 

[Kiwiavenger]

how about a "feature" wall making a showcase of carbon goodness? a small wall bracket and a picture light or two above for added effect

 

[Nearly there]

You can't start now - Paris Nice is going to be on Eurosports soon

recording it

So when are you going to start

Started ive only 3 bits left to put onThe suns came out now and im half tempted to bugger off out on my bike while she's gone to pick the kids up from school

 

[postman]

Oh dear dear,feature walls are soooo out this year.Whats in are white small tiles,you know the ones you find in council toilets.Just sooo cool.i can't wallpaper now ,varifocals can't match the joints.What a great excuse.

 

[Nearly there]

Thats It done my feet are officially up beer is now in hand im on strike and refuse to do anything else

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

I actually like hanging wallpaper The harder it is to match the better.

 

[Archie_tect]

Wallpaper... are you mad?

Emulsion; 2 coats, job done...

 

[ianrauk]

wallpaper?
Emulsion?
2 Coats?


*ring ring* Hello, is that our painter & decorator? We have some jobs for you....