Today I slowly murdered a ...

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vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
Today I waited for somebody else to count the woodlice, on the grounds that I didn't fancy being called a pendant! Or pedant, even ... :laugh:

Yeah, right. :tongue:
 

DaveReading

Don't suffer fools gladly (must try harder!)
Location
Reading, obvs
Ha! whaur ye gaun, ye crowlin ferlie?
Your impudence protects you sairly;
I canna say but ye strunt rarely,
Owre gauze and lace;
Tho', faith! I fear ye dine but sparely
On sic a place.
 
:evil: Say 10 Our Fathers and 2 Hail Mary's Rich
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