todays observation

[biggs682]

best observation of the day has to be this tweet

'You can tell how cold it is by how hard your nipples are'

so what are yours

 

[Night Train]

Don't hold cut floor board nails too firmly when you drive them in. The edges are like jagged edge razor blades.
DAMHIKT

 

[Arch]

Don't hold cut floor board nails too firmly when you drive them in. The edges are like jagged edge razor blades.
DAMHIKT

Oh dear. Still got all your fingers?

 

[Night Train]

Oh dear. Still got all your fingers?

Yep, just have a nice slash through my thumb print, like a ragged paper cut.

 

[gbb]

Mine is 'Practice what you preach'

Having continually impressed on my understudy the importance of making absolutely sure he always remove the safety guard over-ride keys when we've been working on machines....I promptly forgot to do so myself Dammnit.

So I used it to impress on him another important point...'There you go, I keep impressing on you how important it is not to forget...see how easy it is '

 

[TVC]

If the job applicant turns up for the interview wearing a track suit and base ball cap and can barely string a coherent sentence together then don't give him the job.

Sadly, my Production Manager still hasn't worked this one out.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Paint the door frame before you paint the door, its inevitable that if you do it the other way round you will end up mucking up the lovely job you did on the door.

 

[colly]

Open the roller shutter door fully before you walk in and out. Otherwise you will bang your nut.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

The maximum capacity of a road cycling jersey's back pockets is limited to:
2 bagels, 2 plain croissants, 1 lucozade, 1 bag of jelly babies, 1 bunch of spring onions, 1 lemon, 1 snickers and 1 apple (pink lady).

 

[Arch]

The maximum capacity of a road cycling jersey's back pockets is limited to:
2 bagels, 2 plain croissants, 1 lucozade, 1 bag of jelly babies, 1 bunch of spring onions, 1 lemon, 1 snickers and 1 apple (pink lady).

That's quite a picnic. Did you have the G and T to go with the lemon in your water bottle?

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

That's quite a picnic. Did you have the G and T to go with the lemon in your water bottle?

No!! That would throw my ... calorie restricted diet out of the window!!

 

[Arch]

Even with slimline tonic?

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Even with slimline tonic?

Good call! I was more concerned about the olive, I admit..

 

[Arch]

Olives are Martinis, not G and T! G and T is lemon, and you don't eat that!

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Talk less listen more to elderly dutch blokes on bicycles