Tonight, tonight, tonight...

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PaulB

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ColinJ said:
Paul - you can't give up cycling, I'm expecting to ride with you on Sunday! ;)

I'm not going to give up that quickly!

Besides, one Christmas Eve I was running just along that road near to Caldwell and a car slowed down behind me. Thinking the only reason the vehicle was slowing would be to ask for directions, I slowed and turned my head to the window. The front seat passenger shot me in the side of the face with an air pistol.
 

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
ColinJ said:
I think somebody should invent a handlebar-mounted reduce-moron-to-constituent-atoms device for such occasions...

Wouldn't have done me any good; I was running at the time, remember. Fortunately for me though, someone HAD invented the dry stone wall;)
 
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yenrod

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Just as a follow up, this is what happened!

On the Sat., last Saturday actually, I attended the local cuntstabluary :biggrin: ;) - and was seen by a real meat head of a PubicControl officer (a couldnt be arsed jobby).

I walk into the reception and see the on-desk duty whatever he was and say blah blah blah etc...ok just wait and i'll find out...comes back out 'he's a bit delayed on his way here but will be here shortly'.

And I thought - if I was being arrested then they'd be round mine double quick - but still.... :wacko:

So PC thick turns up & the 1st indication he (the PC) was a jerk was when he could'nt open the door to the i.view room, must have took him about 3mins... :smile:

Anyway, get in and he says take a seat i replied what side (of the table even though you had 3 seats: 2 seats on one side - where they play bad cop/good cop from and the victims side of the table which only had 1 seat :biggrin:) so we sat down and I shook his hand to put him at ease...went through the matter and it was at this point I could see he wasnt really arsed... so I thought 'this isnt really gonna get anywhere esp. if he's this bothered...' so I just said give them a call and IF it happens again, I get any shoot further out on the road you will be spending more time on this than picking up a phone !

So, upped and left.

Wondering how a drone could be part of the police - but what i've seen of the police force (:?:smile:, in my experience, it shouldn't have surprised me at all!
 
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