top job, anyone wanna be an astronaut?

[02GF74]

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Astronaut needed for experimental flight to Titan. I have been working on this project now for near 40 years and am afraid I'm no longer fit enough to go.
My secret space craft is the result of my professional experience and imagination while serving the U.S. military in advanced aeronautics as a scientist.
The craft harnesses a revolutionary propulsion system and its fuselage is fabricated with the most advanced material. While considerably safe,
I am certain you will make it safely to Titan but there will not be enough fuel to get home. This is for someone unique that has always wanted to see the universe first-hand and has perhaps a terminal view on life here at home. Here's your shot at romantic history.
Must be:
-physically fit.
-mentally sound.
-over the age of 18.
-a dreamer.
-a believer.
-not afraid of heights.
-not afraid of extreme conditions such as speed, pressure, heat, etc.
-brave.
-no taller than 5'10 and relatively slim.
-good eye-sight & hearing.
-manual dexterity (although the craft is largely cpu controlled).
-OK in cramped conditions for long periods of time.

•Location: Northern Alberta
•Compensation: $25,000 CASH.
•This is a contract job.
•Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
•Please, no phone calls about this job!
•Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.


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[threebikesmcginty]

He's either a:

1) Time wasting nut job.
2) Weirdo who's going to keep you locked in his basement and then dice you into a stew.
3) Crack-pot looney who has actually built a space ship but you're either going go up in a ball of flame on the ground or shortly after.

Tell me it's not you 02GF74

 

[classic33]

Top of the page.
Avoid scams and fraud by dealing locally!

He makes no mention of coming back. So if he pays you before you go what good is the money. Payment after, how does he get the money to you.

 

[blazed]

Damn i have all the necessary qualities but i fail on "no taller than 5'10 and relatively slim." Im to tall and muscular its a curse.

 

[on the road]

If he gets the trajectory right then he can come back and claim the money :arrow:

 

[Globalti]

Is this the first Nigerian rocket launch then?

 

[Coco]

Damn i have all the necessary qualities but i fail on "no taller than 5'10 and relatively slim." Im to tall and muscular its a curse.

I can probably sort you out Blazed? How much do you weigh?
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