Tour De France - notre Equipe

[Aperitif]

I wrote this in notepad some time ago...it seeems appropriate to launch the team into the 'netosphere' - for perusal.
Is there anything we should know about the composition of the team - come on, spill the beans if you have to

The team:
Cyclechatta & Nottanutha Glasobeer Todrink

We will win with:



Team of Racers
Keith!!!!!!
Dave 5N
Mondo the Bongo - (retired by Directeur Sportif for team treason)
Walker
Yenrod
AintSkeered
Spandex
girofan
Tetedelacourse
fossyant
Joe24

Directeur Sportif
Noodley

Directeur des Autres Affaires
Rich p

Assistant au 'Directeur des Autres Affaires'
Cathryn's Mum

Very Personal Assistant to DS Noodley(with a bit of French from time to time)
Cathryn

Assistant to DS
Abitrary

Chief Meccano
Mickle

Sous Meccano
fossyant (multiskiller)

Assistant Mechanics
Steve Austin & Smokin Joe

Junior Mechanics
Joe24 & Miloat

Equipment
Rog the Dodge

PR and Interpersonal Relationships
Fab Foodie & Arch

Entertainments
Nordic:
Dayvo
Germanic:
bigtallfatbloke left tour party for research purposes...

Reparation et Entretien de Caravan (two gifts, not free...)
Landslide

Nutritionists
Lord of the Teapot & Cathryn's Mum

Massage Team
Speicher & Wafflycat - both with the odd Brazilian and special responsibility for bars. Of soap.

Translator for Massage Team
graham56

Smutmeister general
Fnaar

Team Doctor
The Doctor

Special Medical Assistance
Disgruntled Goat

Legal
Patrick Stevens & Co

Media Relations
SimonCC & Zimzum

Press Office & Photography
Rigid Raider & Mr Paul
Crackle & Melvil

Kit
Will1985 & Postman

Web Presence
Shaun

Race Radio, GPS and Tom Tom etc
Ben Lovejoy and Red Tom Tom

Team Psychologists
bonj & tdr1nka

Motivational Coach
Dom Tyler

Logistics
RT and Gezza

Head of Security
Mortiroloboy

Security Staff
longers & dog + shakie1973 & dog

Team Mascot
Cathryn's Mum

"I'm not pimping my mother - rather holding her up for admiration!!!"

Whipping Boy
Perry

 

[Dayvo]

Very good!

Who's the chief sponsor/financier?

 

[Aperitif]

Very good!

Who's the chief sponsor/financier?

Oh sorry - Halfords

 

[longers]

Good to see Cathryn's Mum on the team.

 

[Speicher]

I will be very happy to do the massages. I have spent a lot of time with a Physiotherapist recently . Some where on video I have a recording of Jens Voigt getting a massage - must look it up.

 

[Aperitif]

I will be very happy to do the massages. I have spent a lot of time with a Physiotherapist recently . Some where on video I have a recording of Jens Voigt getting a massage - must look it up.

Jenny? Who she? If she can do it, she gets my Voight...but it's up to the racers

 

[Dayvo]

Some where on video I have a recording of Jens Voigt getting a massage -

Wasn't that one of those dodgy German films?

 

[Speicher]

ssshhh don't tell everyone

 

[postman]

Thank you for my part in the team.I could also carry the french letters.

 

[Aperitif]

Thank you for my part in the team.I could also carry the french letters.

That'll be rubbery jubbery postie...

 

[fossyant]

I'll be in the A team...... is this the B team...... phffttttttt......

He..he..he.....

 

[Aperitif]

I'll be in the A team...... is this the B team...... phffttttttt......

He..he..he.....

Originated off the top of my head - as do most things fossy...I always find that class slips under my 'radar'. (Catchall excuse No1 )

 

[rich p]

I'm very humbled by the honour and may well be able to supply a few young Brazilian masseuses at a nominal price.

 

[fossyant]

Only kidding !!!!!! .................Mickle's assistant...he needs someone to help him on proper modern bikes...hee..hee.hee.....

 

[Cathryn]

Good to see Cathryn's Mum on the team.

She will be overjoyed.