Training porpoises ..

[PeteXXX]

Why are companies training so many of these aquatic mammals?
Every time I telephone a company they tell me that they are recording the call for training porpoises..

It's a sinister plot, I tell you!!

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[Speicher]

Yes, a turtle disaster when they find out how no one sells anything.

 

[Speicher]

Are they fishing for compliments?

What about their click bait?

 

[Heltor Chasca]

You’re stressed. Head for llama waters.

 

[PeteXXX]

I fear you aren't taking this seriously!!

 

[MichaelW2]

Instead of talking, why dont you play a recording of porpoises. That'll learn 'em.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9MhjOQVq_Xw

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Instead of talking, why dont you play a recording of porpoises. That'll learn 'em.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9MhjOQVq_Xw

What, leave it on their answering marine?

 

[Salty seadog]

I'm trying to train my tortoise to fetch sticks. I need some pointers as I threw one for him last week and he still hasn't brought it back.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

What's the porpoise of training a dolphin?

 

[Andy_R]

I'm trying to train my tortoise to fetch sticks. I need some pointers as I threw one for him last week and he still hasn't brought it back.

You need labradors, not pointers.

 

[swee'pea99]

What I want to know is, if my call is so important to them, why haven't they employed someone to take it?

 

[Salty seadog]

You need labradors, not pointers.

Just as I was thinking of retrievers.......

 

[cyberknight]

well the dolphins have leftafter thanking us for all the fish so i guess these helplines will take whatever applicants they can get

 

[Salty seadog]

well the dolphins have leftafter thanking us for all the fish so i guess these helplines will take whatever applicants they can get

Belgium man, Belgium.

 

[biggs682]

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