Two Brooms

[Greedo]

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well,
they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.


The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
'I think I am going to have a little broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.

'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'


Coats on!!!!!!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

 

[amnesia]

Hmmmm... did you make that up yourself ?

 

[Aperitif]

Two brooms, three bikes and four coughs...

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I wont add any of my jokes to this thread, last time I told jokes on here I ****** of the PC brigade

 

[Crankarm]

You'll have to brush up on your jokes Greedo .

 

[Theseus]

Hmmmm... did you make that up yourself ?

It looks like an American joke ...

Certain words/concepts are more American than British

... hanging in the closet ... we tend to use cupboards, though not exclusively.
... groom ... in his tuxedo ... I don't think I have ever been to a wedding where the groom wore a tux. Morning suits or kilts.
... wedding dinner ... No matter the time of day, the correct term is a wedding breakfast.

 

[Greedo]

It looks like an American joke ...

Certain words/concepts are more American than British

... hanging in the closet ... we tend to use cupboards, though not exclusively.
... groom ... in his tuxedo ... I don't think I have ever been to a wedding where the groom wore a tux. Morning suits or kilts.
... wedding dinner ... No matter the time of day, the correct term is a wedding breakfast.

You've too much time on your hands!

It was just a copy and paste from something else. I wouldn't analyze it too much!!