Typical !

[cyberknight]

Off work till after xmas and i have the trots !

 

[Andrew_Culture]

Do you have a tablet, a smartphone or a good book?

 

[EltonFrog]

Thanks for sharing. Get well soon.

 

[cyberknight]

Do you have a tablet, a smartphone or a good book?

2 young kids and the wife has gone shopping leaving to mtfu and deal with it .

 

[coffeejo]

Quick, someone steal the bog roll while he's distracted with CC.

 

[smokeysmoo]

2 young kids and the wife has gone shopping leaving to mtfu and deal with it .

Text Mrs CK quick and ask her to get you some cornflour

 

[Jefferson Meriwether]

Diarrhoea; some people think it's funny but it's really hot and runny

 

[biggs682]

oh poooooooooooooooo

 

[BrianEvesham]

Could be worse, couldn't it?

 

[BrianEvesham]

Get well soon.
Got to make room for the sprouts!

 

[Primal Scream]

Swallow some Bisto , it wont stop it but it will thicken it up a bit

 

[machew]

Eat some nuts, you will be able to pebble dash the house

 

[mattobrien]

Think of it as clearing the way for extra helpings of Christmas dinner.

Chances are now you'll shed a little weight pre Christmas, so all the more reason to eat your fill.

 

[numbnuts]

Get some Imodium ASAP

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

On the plus side, it will detoxify your body and make your complexion radiant!!!