Vaccine,

[Domus]

When I get the long awaited vaccine with added 5G micro chip, will my new iPhone work better?

 

[Ripple]

Nope. You will need Huawei.

 

[Drago]

I don't have a smartphone.

 

[Ripple]

I don't have a smartphone.

Dinosaur.

 

[Drago]

Yep, a dinousaur who can't be tracked by the government, defrauded by con emails, or misinformed by 'news' from Faecesbook.

It's only progess if it genuinely moves you forward...

 

[byegad]

I don't have a smartphone.

Always better to be cleverer than the contents of your pockets!

 

[Deleted member 26715]

When I get the long awaited vaccine with added 5G micro chip, will my new iPhone work better?

Better than what? Nothing with ever make an iPhone work better than an Android phone, even the £30 5 year old one.

 

[Chris S]

Always better to be cleverer than the contents of your pockets!

FTFY: It's always better to be cleverer than the contents of your trousers.

 

[raleighnut]

When I get the long awaited vaccine with added 5G micro chip, will my new iPhone work better?

No you'll just set off the 'anti theft' scanners in shops.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I don’t have a dinosaur 🦖

 

[welsh dragon]

There's no need for a vaccine as Covid19 doesn't exist. It's a government conspiracy.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

There's no need for a vaccine as Covid19 doesn't exist. It's a government conspiracy.

Vaccine is reported to be ~90% effective on humans. No data available for dragons.

 

[welsh dragon]

Vaccine is reported to be ~90% effective on humans. No data available for dragons.

Bugger

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Bugger

No cases reported for dragons either

 

[ColinJ]

No cases reported for dragons either

Unfortunately, that doesn't apply to their parents...

(Theo's mum died of Covid-19 recently. )