Actually Nitromors is (or used to be when I last bought it) a mix of methanol and dichloromethane, it quite harmless to your lungs and skin, but will rot your brain, nervous system and liver.
As for too jelly like to squirt from a water pistol, I though it been agreed that vengence is not such a good idea (well maybe a good idea, but not good in practice)?
I guess some peoples commuting kits consists of:
paint stripper, chain or hammer, spare (different coloured) helmet, spare jacket, sunglasses and false beard, spare inner tube etc.
I think even taking these precautions I doubt it will be long before there are unhappy vengence filled motorists on all the routes to and from work.
