Wanted: 6' tall 14 stone cyclist...

[perplexed]

... to take my favourite cycle jersey and wear it for a bit to stretch it.

Well, I've put on a couple of pounds in the past 6 months, so could do with someone who's a bit bigger than me to re-shape it for me...

 

[ColinJ]

If you ever put on an extra couple of stone and need some heavy-duty jersey-stretching, you know where to find me ...

 

[postman]

Well before xmas i would have put my hand up.But since my op i am now leaner, faster and have a washboard flat stomach.So sorry can't help.

 

[postman]

not bragging but i feel great.

 

[Ajay]

I'm an expert in testing the quality of stitching of jerseys and the streeeeetching capabilities of lycra. Send it to me if you want it wrecking.
(6'2" 17st)

 

[ushills]

Also, shame exactly 6'1" and 14 stone but muscular with no gut. Unlikely to stretch anything but the chest and biceps.

 

[PpPete]

Would have offered but I'm under 13 1/2 stone now....

 

[asterix]

Me, me. I will do that for you. It would have to be a stylish enough jersey to satisfy my ego. It would stretch the most when I tried to get it over my head.

 

[ArDee]

If you ever put on an extra couple of stone and need some heavy-duty jersey-stretching, you know where to find me ...

+1

 

[Night Train]

I'm not far short of that. 5'10" and somewhere between 13 and 14 stone.

I think the muscle mass is migrating from my left calf to form fat in my tummy.

 

[perplexed]

Thank you all for your offers!

I might have to save on postage by eating cake non-stop for a month to expand the waistline, then losing weight, thus resolving my own problem...