Warm chairs

[ComedyPilot]

Unless I have been sat on it, I cannot abide sitting down on a recently-vacated warm chair...

Can you?

And don't even get me started on toilet seats....

 

[ComedyPilot]

[Brings up a little bit of breakfast]

 

[vernon]

Unless I have been sat on it, I cannot abide sitting down on a recently-vacated warm chair...

Can you?

And don't even get me started on toilet seats....

You have unresolved issues emanating from traumatic potty training.

 

[ComedyPilot]

You have unresolved issues emanating from traumatic potty training.

Thanks for the reply Vernon, not sure you're right though.....

Does that mean you're a wierdo that likes sitting on warm, recently-vacated seats / toilets ?

 

[vernon]

Thanks for the reply Vernon, not sure you're right though.....

Does that mean you're a wierdo that likes sitting on warm, recently-vacated seats / toilets ?

My affinity for seats and toilets is not temperature dependant.

 

[ComedyPilot]

There's an implied intimacy (possibly in my head) of touching/feeling a recently vacated sitting person's warmth that I find repulsive....

Such as having a ride on someone else's bike, "Here, have a spin", they say as they pass me the bike - saddle glowing, steam rising, (a bit like the Ready Brek kid)..........[cue the woofing of cookies]

 

[ColinJ]

Does that mean you're a wierdo that likes sitting on warm, recently-vacated seats / toilets ?

I had a girlfriend once who insisted that I get up in the middle of the night and go and warm the seat for her! It was a freezing winter and we were up in the attic bedroom, there was no heating on anywhere in the house, and I had no pressing need to 'go'. Still, working on the assumption that she would probably be pathetically grateful, I got on with my seat-warming duties. She dumped me a few weeks later! Perhaps it had been some kind of masculinity test, which I had spectacularly failed ...

 

[s7ephanie]

I had a girlfriend once who insisted that I get up in the middle of the night and go and warm the seat for her! It was a freezing winter and we were up in the attic bedroom, there was no heating on anywhere in the house, and I had no pressing need to 'go'. Still, working on the assumption that she would probably be pathetically grateful, I got on with my seat-warming duties. She dumped me a few weeks later! Perhaps it had been some kind of masculinity test, which I had spectacularly failed ...

OMG you didnt really warm the seat for her did you ?

 

[Saluki]

I had a girlfriend once who insisted that I get up in the middle of the night and go and warm the seat for her! It was a freezing winter and we were up in the attic bedroom, there was no heating on anywhere in the house, and I had no pressing need to 'go'. Still, working on the assumption that she would probably be pathetically grateful, I got on with my seat-warming duties. She dumped me a few weeks later! Perhaps it had been some kind of masculinity test, which I had spectacularly failed ...

Sounds like you had a lucky escape. What if you had been out camping? Would she have sent you over to the loo block to warm a seat for her then?

I have never given the whole warm seat thing a second thought before but now you mention it a warm loo seat is a bit horrible.

 

[pplpilot]

I had a girlfriend once who insisted that I get up in the middle of the night and go and warm the seat for her! It was a freezing winter and we were up in the attic bedroom, there was no heating on anywhere in the house, and I had no pressing need to 'go'. Still, working on the assumption that she would probably be pathetically grateful, I got on with my seat-warming duties. She dumped me a few weeks later! Perhaps it had been some kind of masculinity test, which I had spectacularly failed ...

brilliant. Or the reason for your dumping was you simply didn't have a warm enough arse.

 

[pplpilot]

I'm with CP on this, I too find it vile. What I hate more is the prat at the checkout/cash machine or any other queue that seems to think standing a mm from me will get them there quicker, I don't want to smell your halitosis coffee breath with the distinct whiff of B+H

 

[ColinJ]

OMG you didnt really warm the seat for her did you ?

I did!

TBH - I thought she was joking, so I got out of bed, did a theatrical shiver, then went to get back in. She clung on to the duvet and told me that the door was in the other direction!

It did make me think that we were not destined to spend a long, happy time together ...

 

[AnythingButVanilla]

I sat on a loo seat the other day that was so warm that I actually jumped a little bit. Horrible.

 

[s7ephanie]

I did!

TBH - I thought she was joking, so I got out of bed, did a theatrical shiver, then went to get back in. She clung on to the duvet and told me that the door was in the other direction!

It did make me think that we were not destined to spend a long, happy time together ...

better off without her !!! you can sleep at night now

 

[ColinJ]

better off without her !!! you can sleep at night now

Hah - my ageing bladder usually has me getting up in the middle of the night anyway!