Boris Bajic
Guest
It was very, very windy in several directions at once. I had a 30-to-35-mile circular ride to various meetings and almost took the car because of the gusts. But... this is the thing:
Whether or not it was the weather, I had an uncommon number of slammingly close passes by van and artic on my ride. I am pretty casual about close shaves, but some of these were barmy.
Then... 10 miles from home I was hit by the egg from the middle of a scotch egg. It was thrown by the passenger in a fairly upmarket, late-plate car. He yelled something, but it was in the vowel-mashing argot of the Marches and shouted at speed, so I missed the sense of it. It was probably not a compliment on my cadence.
I know it was an egg because I stopped to find it in the verge, where I saw it fall. It hit me while the car was still behind me, so it was unexpected. I memorised the plate and then enjoyed the ride home.
Later in the evening I mentioned it to my wife as we drove past the spot and she was OUTRAGED. She said I really ought to have reported, it as someone who does that might later do something else and what if I'd swerved and etc etc...
She is right about most things (probably all things) but I saw more comedy in the egg-missile-shouty-boy thing than outrage. It was only the look on her (normally calm) face that made me wonder whether there was a case for reporting it.
I didn't and won't. Is that a reasonable response?
Whether or not it was the weather, I had an uncommon number of slammingly close passes by van and artic on my ride. I am pretty casual about close shaves, but some of these were barmy.
Then... 10 miles from home I was hit by the egg from the middle of a scotch egg. It was thrown by the passenger in a fairly upmarket, late-plate car. He yelled something, but it was in the vowel-mashing argot of the Marches and shouted at speed, so I missed the sense of it. It was probably not a compliment on my cadence.
I know it was an egg because I stopped to find it in the verge, where I saw it fall. It hit me while the car was still behind me, so it was unexpected. I memorised the plate and then enjoyed the ride home.
Later in the evening I mentioned it to my wife as we drove past the spot and she was OUTRAGED. She said I really ought to have reported, it as someone who does that might later do something else and what if I'd swerved and etc etc...
She is right about most things (probably all things) but I saw more comedy in the egg-missile-shouty-boy thing than outrage. It was only the look on her (normally calm) face that made me wonder whether there was a case for reporting it.
I didn't and won't. Is that a reasonable response?