into the wrong building as I was too busy talking on the phone. Realised I was in the wrong close. Finished my call in the wrong close as it's a Monday, it's Glasgow and of course it's raining. When I was walking back out I noticed a sign saying club royale.
Due to being a Monday morning, still tired and just off the phone, I looked through the window in the door and it buzzed open. There was some old dear sitting at a desk and asked if she could help me?
I said no I had the wrong door and the old dear just smiled with a sarcastic look on her face and said "off course you have son"
Right then a girl who was, what I can only describe as pretty fit and dressed in a really tight short dress walked by smiling at me. At this point the penny dropped where I was and I scutttled off hoping to f*ck no one would see me leaving the building.
Funny thing is it's put me in the mood for a sauna now!
Due to being a Monday morning, still tired and just off the phone, I looked through the window in the door and it buzzed open. There was some old dear sitting at a desk and asked if she could help me?
I said no I had the wrong door and the old dear just smiled with a sarcastic look on her face and said "off course you have son"
Right then a girl who was, what I can only describe as pretty fit and dressed in a really tight short dress walked by smiling at me. At this point the penny dropped where I was and I scutttled off hoping to f*ck no one would see me leaving the building.

Funny thing is it's put me in the mood for a sauna now!