Was standing behind 2 guys in a sandwich shop today

[Greedo]

The 2 of them in utter stiches laughing. I kind of know one of them and told me what they were laughing at.

1 of them was on a works night out on Friday and said that one of his colleagues, when in a discussion about misheard music lyrics, said that since the 80s, he always thought that in Feed The World, the song went

"And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time. The greatest gift they'll get this year is lice."

 

[Over The Hill]

"And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time."

I dont think you could make up a more stupid line than this real one!

 

[TheDoctor]

'Scuse me while I kiss this guy
Some brilliant ones there!!!!!

 

[swee'pea99]

Oh
o-o-o
me ears are alight

 

[TheDoctor]

There's a bathroom on the right.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

'Scuse me while I kiss this guy
Some brilliant ones there!!!!!

I like Robert Palmer's classic ...

"Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove"

 

[Wolf04]

There's a bathroom on the right.

Guilty, I always thought that was the lyric. Always thought Rose Royce's Love don't live here went Mr Bakersfield (Just a vacancy)

 

[XmisterIS]

"And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time."

I dont think you could make up a more stupid line than this real one!

Ah!

[pedant mode on]
The summits of Mt Kilimanjaro, Mt Kenya and numerous others will well decked with snow on Christmas day!
[pedant mode off]

(*gets tin hat*)

 

[sheddy]

Tina Charles - 'I love to love, Button my baby just loves to dance'

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdPA2sEfBdo

Presumably now sung by Mrs Button ?

 

[Mr Pig]

Met a nurse who for ages thought it was:

"Who you gona call? Those Bas*****!"

 

[lady_rider]

Bon Jovi... 'like a poet needs the pain' got heard as 'like a boeing needs a plane' to one of my friends... that caused a lot of mirth

 

[Rhythm Thief]

The two that spring to mind is the old soul song "Just let me state for the record", which always sounds to me like "just let me staple the vicar", and "One way ticket to the blues" which Ms RT used to think was "one wing chicken".

 

[Jane Smart]

My mum used to think it was "pack it in " instead of "tragedy" on the Beegees song

 

[Coco]

Dave Fanning, the Irish music journo couldn't understand why Jimi Hendrix sang "'scuse me while I kiss this guy" in Purple Haze

 

[Kirstie]

This is my favourite favourite topic.

'Freak out, you're a porn star, don't stop till you get it up' (michael jackson, freak out)

'I've got a chicken to ride..' (ticket to ride, the beatles)

'I'm in the phone book if you wanna call a whore' instead of I'm in the phone box it's the one across the hall (hangin' on the telephone, blondie)