What did she say ?

[postman]

Ha ha ha,she said,it's your turn to buy the drinks.I said i left my wallet back at the hotel.She said put it on your bill,another couple of Euros won't make much difference.

 

[welsh dragon]

She said, "yes we do expect you to start repaying all the money you owe us". He said "can pigs fly"?

 

[NormanD]

Her : "what's a Greek urn?" Him : "Not a lot judging by their economy"

 

[Bobby Mhor]

'Can we have our money back?'

 

[TVC]

No, it's true, they voted for David Cameron again

 

[Drago]

"So I told User to put trousers back on and take Mr Floppy home."

 

[Beebo]

I think she's squeezing his balls with her left hand.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

"Just say 'Yes David' and forget about it - we all have more important things to sort.''

 

[shouldbeinbed]

She asked whats the best way to come and collect on the debts and we told her we'd have a welcome party at Thermopyle.

 

[Gravity Aided]

I thought she was telling them the one about hedgehogs and Land Rovers again.

 

[sittingbull]

"He who smelt it dealt it".

 

[stephec]

Oh Angela your hand is so soft, it's like you're wearing a velvet glove.


That's not my hand!

 

[Dayvo]

O yeZ. Vee Germans like very much to haf a larf.