What have you been first at?

[Deleted member 26715]

My first wife was a virgin.

No we weren't never mind what she told you

 

[Fnaar]

I was the first person in my family ever to paddle in the Pacific

 

[derrick]

No we weren't never mind what she told you

 

[derrick]

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I'll be honest, the only reason I'm starting this thread is so I can say I posted the first post in the re-opened* "Politics and Current Affairs" forum 10 minutes ago. Sadly can't think of too many notable firsts after that.....

So what's a thing you've been first at?


*at least I think it's reopened, though there's a chance it was left open in the early Sunday morning hours by mistake, and then my post may disappear and I'll look like I'm making this up.

I think i may have been the first to get suspended from it, Unless someone out there knows different.

 

[Sandra6]

I am the first person who has lived in our house that has filled the garage with bikes

Snap -only I am also the first person to have lived in this house.

 

[Nigeyy]

Yes I think it was a mistake that allowed me to post..... Interstingly for me it looks like the thread is open to post still as well.

I am a little confused about how you managed to post a new thread in politics and current affairs. When we now have news and current affairs which has the exact same subject.
I tried replying to your post but was told I didn’t have the correct privileges.

 

[stephec]

I was the first person to write my name in the snow with pee. (I’m not going to say who’s pee I used).

Or who's handwriting it was?

 

[Spinney]

Yes I think it was a mistake that allowed me to post..... Interstingly for me it looks like the thread is open to post still as well.

It's not showing as locked to me, but in the bottom right of your message I see this:

You probably do too?

 

[Nigeyy]

I do as well. I now wish I'd posted something much more controversial, or something along the lines of "Everything I post is 100% correct. If you disagree post a response...".

It's not showing as locked to me, but in the bottom right of your message I see this:
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You probably do too?

 

[Brains]

My first wife was a virgin.

And You are Joseph!
ICMFP

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

First person to lay a toaster on its side to cook cheese on toast.

1994, Dundee. 2am, refreshments had been taken. 2 flaming, dripping molten cheese exocets.

 

[screenman]

Snap -only I am also the first person to have lived in this house.

Snap, and I designed the layout and supervised the build of both house and garage.

 

[T4tomo]

When I was 10 yrs old myself and another lad won the 3 legged race.....by a good way (at sportsday).
The teacher claimed we came 2nd and gave the prize to his "pet".
60 years on and I still remember the barsteward.

3 Legged dog?

 

[smokeysmoo]

What have you been first at?

Eating all the pies