What in tarnation...

[DCBassman]

Staying at The Crafty Cow in Bristle tomorrow. On the menu is this, and this is a direct cut from their website...

Anybody enlighten me as to what this might possibly be?

 

[T4tomo]

Staying at The Crafty Cow in Bristle tomorrow. On the menu is this, and this is a direct cut from their website...
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Anybody enlighten me as to what this might possibly be?

Absolutely outrageous.

farking "binded"??? bound please chaps.

 

[markemark]

Anyone who drops the 0 in the price deserves to be shot.

 

[biggs682]

Private room service

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I REALLY want to know what the Porn Rub involves

Oh - and £9.5 is mathematically accurate - to be pedantic

 

[pawl]

I REALLY want to know what the Porn Rub involves

Oh - and £9.5 is mathematically accurate - to be pedantic

The mind. boggles

 

[Beebo]

Oh - and £9.5 is mathematically accurate - to be pedantic

Not really. It’s standard practice to go to 2 decimal places when stating the price.
It’s 50p not 0.5 of a pound.

My other bug bear is when they don’t even bother with the £ sign. Just 9.5.

 

[T4tomo]

Not really. It’s standard practice to go to 2 decimal places when stating the price.
It’s 50p not 0.5 of a pound.

My other bug bear is when they don’t even bother with the £ sign. Just 9.5.

saves on chalk?

 

[Beebo]

Staying at The Crafty Cow in Bristle tomorrow. On the menu is this, and this is a direct cut from their website...
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Anybody enlighten me as to what this might possibly be?

Is it some sort of macaroni cheese?
Not sure why you would be giving it a porn rub though.

 

[vickster]

saves on chalk?

On a website

Here's hoping the burger isn't super salty due to the porn rub

 

[Ian H]

It'll be fine. Just wear a condom when eating it.

 

[T4tomo]

On a website

Here's hoping the burger isn't super salty due to the porn rub

don't take everything literally.

It most definitely isn't a burger btw

 

[matticus]

Anybody enlighten me as to what this might possibly be?

Normal for Bristol.

 

[vickster]

It most definitely isn't a burger btw

Fair enough

 

[si_c]

Is it some sort of macaroni cheese?
Not sure why you would be giving it a porn rub though.

Must. Not. Respond.

Spoiler

It's where they get the extra cheese from.