What is the funniest comment you have heard from somebody while cycling?

[Sheffield_Tiger]

VWM (a friendly one) after I had been cycling in the outside lane of a dual carriageway approaching a right filter, as we stopped at lights

"OI! You were speeding, it's a 30, you were doing at least 32"

 

[Rouge79]

"show us your cock" from a lady outside a pub in Barnes while i was waiting at some lights.

 

[kevin_cambs_uk]

I was waiting at a red in Cambridge when a woman commented that my lycra shorts were see thru.
Isaid thanks for looking and she was not amused at all and we waited there for what seemed like an eternity till the lights changed.

 

[ufkacbln]

Cycling along on the cyclepath and passed a couple of kids and their parents. Happily tootling along on teh Brompton

One of the kids looks at me with that serious look, turns to parents and says ...

"Look his bike has even smaller wheels than mine!"

 

[ufkacbln]

"show us your cock" from a lady outside a pub in Barnes while i was waiting at some lights.

Best reply to that was in a pub in Pompey.........

Guy looked the girl straight in the face and replied:

"Why are you worried it is bigger than yours?"

She was not happy!

 

[downfader]

Have been stopped on-route to the bike sheds at work, walking through the car park in full lycra and been asked by a driver if I was about to leave as they wanted my parking space.