What is the point of 'k'?

Is there any point to 'k'?

  • Yes. Definitely. The alphabet would be a sorry place without 'k'.

    Votes: 14 60.9%
  • No. It's a do-nothing-wastral and probably claims phonetic state benefits to boot.

    Votes: 3 13.0%
  • Life's too fuccing short for this.

    Votes: 6 26.1%

  • Total voters
    23
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tyred

Squire
Location
Ireland
How could you spell OK without k?
 

briantrumpet

Legendary Member
Location
Devon & Die


Thanks - my kinda thing, and perfect timing for me to send it to a friend for her birthday, as I won't be able to get there before then.

There's a similar book, by David Crystal, called 'Spell It Out', which is a splendid read, and equally helps explain why we've got the exasperating but fascinating mishmash of spellings and pronunciations that we have in English.
 

briantrumpet

Legendary Member
Location
Devon & Die
Actually, one of the reasons we've got so many spelling oddities is that when the Latin alphabet was adopted to represent English, there were only 23 letters in it (each of which represented a 'phoneme', the smallest unit of 'sound' in language), but Old English had 41 phonemes, so they used pairs of letters (e.g 'th' & 'gh') to represent those extra phonemes.

Then add in that a lot of the now not-pronounced letters used to be pronounced ("k-not"), spelling standardisation (because of dictionaries) settling on the spelling of one area while the pronunciation spread from another (e.g. the spelling of 'bury' came from how it was pronounced in the Midlands, while the pronunciation spread from Kent, where it was pronounced as spelt, 'bery'), and you've got a right royal linguistic archaeological mess.

And then, some of the redundant letters were just mistakes - e.g the H in 'ghost' and 'ghoul' are only there because Flemish typesetters assumed that a hard G needed an H to make it hard.

It genuinely is deeply fascinating, albeit at a high price to peepul trying to lern how to spel.
 

briantrumpet

Legendary Member
Location
Devon & Die
All that said, the invention of the different spellings of 'curb' and 'kerb' is just plain silly. And yes, the 'kerb' spelling was a much later spelling, whose etymology is, er, 'curb' which had been around for 200 years already, and sounds exactly the same.

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sevenfourate

Devotee of OCD
All that said, the invention of the different spellings of 'curb' and 'kerb' is just plain silly…..

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^^…..or just phenom of modern Kulture.
 

steveindenmark

Legendary Member
In Denmark, half their alphabet is surplus to requirement. When they use the letters, they then change the sound to a different letter.

Ie. I live near HADERSLEV. Pronounced HELLESLEW.

then there is Aabenraa, pronounced Obanrow

Letters I cannot fathom after 20 years Æ, Ø, Å.

Then like all languages, they chop it to pieces so only Danes understand it.
 
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