What shall I get my Secret Santa presentee...

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[biggs682]

tough one indeed , try to avoid easy options ie chocs etc etc

 

[Speicher]

I hope yous gets you a dictionary, Adrian.

 

[ianrauk]

A cheese board.

 

[Speicher]

A smarter smart phone would be nice.

Yes, that would help I expect.

 

[vernon]

Edible nipple tassels and a phallic egg frying pan. Both were bought in the company's sale along with a load of other tat during the summer with Secret Santa and stocking fillers in mind.

My recipient is going to be well surprised and I won't be the usual suspect

 

[threebikesmcginty]

20 Rothmans

 

[vernon]

20 Rothmans

For a fiver?

 

[Archie_tect]

A pair of those really colourful 2.4 tog thick wellington liner socks... [I'd like some of those please!]

Mind you if she's just started karate, hoe about a pocket sized first aid kit...

 

[Shaun]

Edible nipple tassels and a phallic egg frying pan.

You shop in some strange places Vernon ...

 

[ufkacbln]

Ninja Coat Hook

 

[Fnaar]

I once saw some edible underpants in a pound shop. Would those be appropriate?

 

[xxmimixx]

This year I got a posh 'relaxing and calming' candle ... are they trying to say something to me ??

 

[wiggydiggy]

Nothing.

I hate Secret Santa with a passion, little 'gifts' of cheap tat getting passed around - no thanks!

 

[NormanD]

Edible nipple tassels and a phallic egg frying pan.

You know I often wonder sometimes what members get up to on the net!!