What should my rider be?!

[Hilldodger]

For some bizarre reason I've been booked to appear at the Summer Sundae music festival to give a cycling history talk and demonstration!

I've just been asked for my apperance rider

Suggestions please!

 

[Angelfishsolo]

A goat, 2067 M&M's. A litre of Wet Lube and Litre of Dry Lube and some time alone

For some bizarre reason I've been booked to appear at the Summer Sundae music festival to give a cycling history talk and demonstration!

I've just been asked for my apperance rider

Suggestions please!

 

[Hilldodger]

Spelling lessons would help, too!

 

[Crackle]

I neither understand the title or the question.

 

[Hilldodger]

I shall take inspiration from the Foo Fighters

It reall is worth a read.

 

[the snail]

2067 M&M's

...with all the yellow ones removed

 

[Arch]

You have to ask?

CAKE! man, CAKE!

 

[Iain p]

You've lost me

 

[Angelfishsolo]

A rider in this case means a set of demands a performer makes of the host over and above the appearence fee

You've lost me

 

[yello]

Here was me thinking a "roder" must have been some kind of penny farthing or something.

 

[Hilldodger]

Dunno how to edit the topic header

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Or - Did you come by car? No I roder bike.

I'll get my coat

 

[Archie_tect]

Thanks Angelfishsolo, that makes sense now!

I'd go for fish, chips and mushy peas, tea and bread and butter, followed by apple crumble and custard.... with copious tea and cake in the afternoon.

 

[TheDoctor]

Dunno how to edit the topic header

You need to get a Mod to do it

 

[yello]

It is a good question though - what would your rider be? Mine would be impossible to say, certainly not weeks/months in advance.

I recently discovered the delights of leek quiche as a mid ride refueller but come next week it could be all change.