What would you call....

[Arch]

a lighthearted film about a couple who meet and fall in love due to a shared interest in playing table tennis with fluffy woollen balls.





A pom-pom ping pong rom com.



I came up with that this morning. I blame the working week...

There's a chap trades in York, selling sauces, called The Chilli Jam Man. He drives a van - that's the Chilli Jam Man Van. A colleague and I once imagined a scenario with about 12 extra rhyming links...

 

[sdr gb]

If it starred Leslie Phillips it would be a ding dong pom pom ping pong rom com ...

If they turned it into a musical it would become a sing song ding dong pom pom ping pong rom com

 

[Arch]

If it starred Leslie Phillips it would be a ding dong pom pom ping pong rom com ...

oh! oh!

Add in a giant gorilla element...

King Kong ding dong pom pom ping pong rom com.

 

[Theseus]

oh! oh!

Add in a giant gorilla element...

King Kong ding dong pom pom ping pong rom com.

Add in a Chinese meal after the game...

King Kong ding dong pom pom ping pong won ton rom com.

 

[sdr gb]

If it was set in the far east it would be a Hong Kong King Kong sing song ding dong pom pom ping pong rom com.

 

[Arch]

If it was set in the far east it would be a Hong Kong King Kong sing song ding dong pom pom ping pong rom com.

and a musical to boot, I see

If they used a sat nav to get to Hong Kong, it would be a

Hong Kong Tomtom King Kong sing song ding dong pom pom ping pong won ton rom com

 

[derrick]

And if you added a toilet it could all be flushed away, lol

 

[Yellow Fang]

And it if was produced by the Rank Organisation it would be a

bong bong Hong Kong Tomtom King Kong sing song ding dong pom pom ping pong won ton rom com

 

[Andy_R]

and if it was written by the goons it would be a (deep breath)

ying tong ying tong bong bong Hong Kong Tomtom King Kong sing song ding dong pom pom ping pong won ton rom com

 

[Arch]

Tiddly I po!

I've been wanting to say that since post two!

 

[TheDoctor]

Well, let's make it all just a bit slutty. You get a :-

Wanton ying tong ying tong bong bong Hong Kong Tomtom King Kong sing song ding dong pom pom ping pong won ton rom com tiddly I po!!


I'm so sorry.

 

[Chuffy]

Well, let's make it all just a bit slutty. You get a :-

Wanton ying tong ying tong bong bong Hong Kong Tomtom King Kong sing song ding dong pom pom ping pong won ton rom com tiddly I po!!

I'm so sorry.

Is it set in a hip-hop chip shop?

 

[Cubist]

Set it in a Sumo Do-Jo and make it a

one tonne Wanton ying tong ying tong bong bong Hong Kong Tomtom King Kong sing song ding dong pom pom ping pong won ton rom com tiddly I po!!

 

[atbman]

And, if the first item on the 9 O'clock news after Big Ben, the: Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong,bong, bong, bong, bong, one tonne Wanton ying tong ying tong bong bong Hong Kong Tomtom King Kong sing song ding dong pom pom ping pong won ton rom com tiddly I po!!

or, having been driven mad by this utterly absurd thread, you seek to calm down using some wacky baccy, the bong, Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong,bong, bong, bong, bong, one tonne Wanton ying tong ying tong bong bong Hong Kong Tomtom King Kong sing song ding dong pom pom ping pong won ton rom com tiddly I po!!

or, having upset a chinese criminal gang who were seeking to produce a countefeit version of the thread: the wrong tong, bong, Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong,bong, bong, bong, bong, one tonne Wanton ying tong ying tong bong bong Hong Kong Tomtom King Kong sing song ding dong pom pom ping pong won ton rom com tiddly I po!!

 

[Keith Oates]

or even the wrong tong, triad, bong, Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong,bong, bong, bong, bong, one tonne Wanton ying tong ying tong bong bong Hong Kong Tomtom King Kong sing song ding dong pom pom ping pong won ton rom com tiddly I po!!