What would you rather fight?

[chap]

Assuming I get to choose the location, I would go for the Polar bear in the Sahara.

Otherwise, I reckon one would have a better chance against a Gorilla, pretty powerful but with about the same intelligence as your average English football fan in Spain (the type that looks for the Irish theme pub on arrival) and hardly as aggressive.

 

[Randochap]

As a Canadian, I'm qualified to do battle with Ursus maritimus.

The best way to approach this ferocious beast, as any Inuit will tell you, is to sneak up from behind, while the bear is distracted waiting for a seal to surface, and kick him in the icehole.

 

[Arch]

If anyone takes on the ploar bear and wins, don't eat the liver! It's poisonous.

I think I'd prefer to take on the gorilla, myself.

 

[PaulB]

Wouldn't matter in my case since I'm hard as rock and could take on both of them at the same time and leave them pleading for mercy. I'm hard as rock, me. Right!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I would take on the Polar Bear - kick the mint out from under his feet and suffocate him with peppermint sugar.

Looks like you foxed 'em with this one!

 

[montage]

adding a poll, just for longers

 

[montage]

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[Arch]

<psst>

Only one r in 'gorilla'...