What's your personality type?

[PaulB]

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel , who pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds




Got your answer?


Now scroll down to see the analysis.






If your answer is:






Lion = you're dull.

Chimpanzee = you're a moron.

Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.

Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.




A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.

Obviously you're stressed and overworked.

You should take some time off and relax!

 

[Landslide]

Whilst bananas don't naturally grow on coconut trees, there's nowt to stop you hanging a banana on such a tree (or indeed any other type of tree) in order to satisfy the sort of fictional scenario that has lions and squirrels together in the first place.

 

[yenrod]

Thats obviously an american question !!!

 

[BigonaBianchi]

So pleased I didn't post up my answer...'cos now I can say I new coconots didnt grow on banana trees already

 

[just jim]

The Lion.

Being top of the food chain it will kill off the competition, despatching them with it's lethal claws. Sod the bananas/ coconuts.

 

[montage]

The Lion.

Being top of the food chain it will kill off the competition, despatching them with it's lethal claws. Sod the bananas/ coconuts.

Giraffes could kick the living daylights out of the lions.... You have never seen it not done therefore it could be true.

 

[Dave5N]

Giraffes could kick the living daylights out of the lions.... You have never seen it not done therefore it could be true.

You are Bonj and ICMFP

 

[montage]

You are Bonj and ICMFP

nowai....and who is ICMFP?

 

[Landslide]

You owe Dave a fiver...

 

[just jim]

monty - it stands for I Claim My Five Pounds - a term which came into expression long before me - grounds for optimism!

 

[montage]

ok ok ....but why am I bonj? o.o

 

[longers]

ok ok ....but why am I bonj? o.o

You got the short straw.

Don't worry, it's only for a week until the draw is made again.

 

[montage]

Meh.....I've heard he is a stud anyway

 

[Wolf04]

The lion swats the chimp and eats it giving it enough energy to walk to the nearby banana tree. When it arrives it remembers its a lion and doesn't like f*ing bananas so goes back and eats the squirrel which foolishly hung around as it thought it might be able to nab a coconut. It then had the crap kicked out of it....by Bonj allegedly.

 

[Lardyboy]

Bananas don't grow on trees anyway. They grow on plants! They are technically a herb. As I learnt in my science class in school many many years ago. So there.