When I rule the world...

[MossCommuter]

Four legged tables and chairs will be banned.

 

[ScotiaLass]

every day will be the first day of spring....

 

[swee'pea99]

Every family will be issued with a dog on the National Health.

 

[Crackle]

[QUOTE 3319876, member: 259"]I'll bite - why? [/QUOTE]
Mossy only needs a bar to lean on and a stool bolted to the floor.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

There will be no cars

 

[postman]

All cake, chocolate bars and latte,will cost 1p.

 

[raleighnut]

Rain will only fall when I'm sleeping.

 

[JoeyB]

Stupid people will be sent to the moon, along with celery and tomatoes.

 

[MossCommuter]

[QUOTE 3319876, member: 259"]I'll bite - why? [/QUOTE]
I never saw a three legged table wobble

 

[MossCommuter]

Mossy only needs a bar to lean on and a stool bolted to the floor.

A three legged stool

 

[Beebo]

I never saw a three legged table wobble

Only if they are made of jelly

 

[JoeyB]

All tables and chairs would have four legs. And there would be a plentiful supply of celery and tomatoes

...he said, from the moon.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

I'll turn into a crazy dictator and rule with a rod of iron. I'll kill who I want, shag who I want (And just because I've shagged you doesn't mean you're safe) and take what I want when I want it.

So there.

 

[gavroche]

I will require all politicians to work in a factory,on minimum wage.

 

[Blue]

Every family will be issued with a dog on the National Health.

No thanks.