Who needs a trunchen....

[magnatom]

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

Now there is a sentence I never thought I'd read!

 

[darthpaul]

Possibly not the best weapon he could have chosen

 

[numbnuts]

how big was it

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

how big was it

Just an average 15 incher.

 

[Shaun]

Must have been a really short policewoman ...

Can you imagine trying to keep a straight face in court?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Must have been a really short policewoman ...

Unless he was reaching.

 

[redjedi]

Just an average 15 incher.

It was a bit cold then

 

[ChrisKH]

Just an average 15 incher.

I think Patrick has missed out a decimal point somewhere.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

It was a bit cold then

That's why she wasn't knocked completely unconscious.

 

[mikeitup]

will it stand up in court

did he cold cock her then.

 

[Paulus]

A bit of a cock up all round then

 

[ComedyPilot]

I think it's spelt 'truncheon'