Andrew_Culture
Internet Marketing bod
- Location
- The People's Republic Of Suffolk.
Why in this country is it seemingly such a challenge to find proper size flour tortillas?
I sometimes make myself burritos and they're always so ridiculously small because it's very tricky making a proper burrito when ones tortilla is smaller than a doll house doily.
Even when in London eating at an alleged 'proper' burrito joint the burritos on offer are pitifully small. I made the mistake of asking for a burrito in a Mexican restaurant once and was served something the size of a fat thumb in a dish with GRAVY on it! Morons!
In America I've eaten many burritos, the absolute smallest of which being at least the size of a dog's head, and the biggest the size of a cat.
This may seem like a first world problem, but if we can't make a burrito capable of saiting even a newborn sparrow's tummy then the world can't reasonably expect to progress towards utopia.
I want giant tortillas!
I sometimes make myself burritos and they're always so ridiculously small because it's very tricky making a proper burrito when ones tortilla is smaller than a doll house doily.
Even when in London eating at an alleged 'proper' burrito joint the burritos on offer are pitifully small. I made the mistake of asking for a burrito in a Mexican restaurant once and was served something the size of a fat thumb in a dish with GRAVY on it! Morons!
In America I've eaten many burritos, the absolute smallest of which being at least the size of a dog's head, and the biggest the size of a cat.
This may seem like a first world problem, but if we can't make a burrito capable of saiting even a newborn sparrow's tummy then the world can't reasonably expect to progress towards utopia.
I want giant tortillas!

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