Why?

[gavroche]

When my wife goes to the hairdresser, it is essential that I tell her how good she looks otherwise I get the:" Haven't you noticed anything?". When I go to get a haircut, I never get a mention when I get home. Not fair is it?

 

[Nibor]

It is the way of the world my friend.

 

[Markymark]

Is it because you look stupid with your new haircut and your wife is politely sparing you the embarrassment of drawing attention to it?

 

[Dayvo]

Don't make the mistake of saying 'Looks good, but when are you getting it finished' - that did not go down well but it was a very long time ago and I learnt my lesson.

 

[Markymark]

Have you had your hair cut or your ears lowered?

 

[Yellow Saddle]

It is because she spends 70 pounds on a hair job and you spend only 7, and she needs to be reassured that it was worth it. You don't care, you can see yourself again and obviously it was worth it.
What's that "pffffft" sound I hear? Is that Markymark snorting at the price of a haircut outside London? Yes, I think it is.

 

[Levo-Lon]

I dusted and hovered yesterday then opened a tin of tuna for tea..Tuna pasta salad ..wife thought I'd had a sort round..

 

[Markymark]

It is because she spends 70 pounds on a hair job and you spend only 7, and she needs to be reassured that it was worth it. You don't care, you can see yourself again and obviously it was worth it.
What's that "pffffft" sound I hear? Is that Markymark snorting at the price of a haircut outside London? Yes, I think it is.

What's £7? I thought a £20 is the smallest denomination?

 

[Tanis8472]

Dont have that problem, being a bald coot

 

[Sharky]

Did they catch him?

 

[gavroche]

It is because she spends 70 pounds on a hair job and you spend only 7, and she needs to be reassured that it was worth it. You don't care, you can see yourself again and obviously it was worth it.
What's that "pffffft" sound I hear? Is that Markymark snorting at the price of a haircut outside London? Yes, I think it is.

Mine costs £5.25 and I only go every 3 months.

 

[AndyRM]

What's £7? I thought a £20 is the smallest denomination?

It's £50 these days, you peasant.

Though old £20s make good kindling.

 

[MrPie]

Tell her that her bum looks big with that new haircut

 

[mybike]

Mine costs £5.25 and I only go every 3 months.

You go too often, tho' I think I pay about the same in Rhyl.

 

[pplpilot]

Im lucky Mrs pplpilot isn't such high maintenance.