Women drivers, well cyclists

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We have to rap now???

Errr...


I like to cycle, it does me good
But I stop at red, like everyone should.
It don't take much, to be a good chap
Thanks to you all for reading this cr*p.

Great! I assume you're doing all the funky bling hand gestures as well, innit?

 

[John the Monkey]

I like to cycle, it does me good
But I stop at red, like everyone should.
It don't take much, to be a good chap
Thanks to you all for reading this cr*p.

Word.

Your rap was cool, sharky old bloke,
It's better to cycle, than drive or smoke,
For all your posts, I think you should,
Reply in rap, it's rather good.

(There is at least one cycling rapper, Abdominal, who was a bike courier in a previous career, and apparently also raps about his cat).

http://www.inertia-music.com/catalogue/43963/Abdominal/Escape_From_The_Pigeon_Hole/

 

[Jake]

ROFL, well it does appear some have a sense of humour too

(saw EuroBeat last night, very funny) Anyway, i think what i meant was - time to close the topic as we got onto peoples bums, fat bums. not nice for a thursday morning after lots of G&Ts.

However, as a new rap contest has oppened up, keep going...

 

[medals]

<Judging by the size of her ass, she doesn't do too many miles on a bike. It'd be a LOT less saggy!>

Oh I dunno. I thought it looked quite nice.
Each to their own.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Yo yo yo - listen up, the Sharkster's in da House, innit.

Wicked, man, like yeah!!


I like my bike as it goes real fast,
but RLJ? Nah, I'll soon smoke past...

Drafting the busses and dodgin' the mercs,
Filterin' past 'em in their cages, the burks...

I see da gap, I'm going, I'm gone
Environment friendly, that's me... right on!

So tell all your friends that to be a cool cat,
They need to get on their bikes, and rap like a tw@t.


Word to the muther, Mother!

BLIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!




Hang on, coat! I'm coming now.

 

[Jake]

Well got to say, some of the raps so far are better then the crud what is out there at the moment. AS you can see from my efforts, i'm not too good at rapping. sorry in advance if ytou took the time to read it.


My name is jake,
i cycle these roads.
Along the towpath i do ride,
where the ducks sometimes hide.

I've got a camera,
its strapped to my head.
It comes in handy,
incase i wind up dead.

There's been no crashes yet,
and I'm not holding my breath.
If I come off my bike,
Then I'm bound to have a fight.

There's been a near miss,
which made me swear.
It's only a matter of time,
before my last chime.

 

[John the Monkey]

I reckon that Pam Ayres is getting pretty worried right now.