World's best bike thief deterrent...

[coffeejo]

 

[biggs682]

that would do it for me

 

[ASC1951]

Quite. I would like to see someone open that with the end of a biro!

 

[loadz]

what do you mean "deterrent",The bloody snake is pinching the bike!!!

 

[Headgardener]

A snake that size would probably weigh more than the rider so how would you carry it?

 

[Oxo]

How do you train a snake to guard a bike?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

*shudder*

 

[The Brewer]

The rider isn't wearing a helmet!

 

[classic33]

Is it legal in the UK & if it is where can I get one?

 

[accountantpete]

This one has an expensive taste in Zipps...

 

[ufkacbln]

This one has an expensive taste in Zipps...

Well that answers where the helmet is!


... and the thief!