xin chào!!!

[thomas]

Woop...I start Vietnamese lessons on Wednesday I have "mot" hour booked which I'm sharing with another beginner.

Managed to get myself a bargain! First companies were quoting about £50/hour....I was offered £25, and it's now half price because I'm sharing with another person

Woop!! Maybe I'll be able to learn more than "oi zoy oi" for when I go back again

 

[Joe24]

Have you got a phrase book? Get the lonely planet one or whatever.
They give you chat up lines, and bit about if your having sex.
Even the phrase, "dont worry, i can do it myself"
But, in theory you can have a full relationship with someone, with this book.
Chat up lines, and getting her into bed. With, "easy tiger" in there aswell!!!

 

[thomas]

Have you got a phrase book? Get the lonely planet one or whatever.
They give you chat up lines, and bit about if your having sex.
Even the phrase, "dont worry, i can do it myself"
But, in theory you can have a full relationship with someone, with this book.
Chat up lines, and getting her into bed. With, "easy tiger" in there aswell!!!

Yep, got a pirate version of it out there...We made the girls in our hostel nearly wet themselves laughing with some of the chat up lines....or at least our bad pronunciation

Me and the girl behind the bar nicknamed my friend "em be" (baby)...she obviously told a few of her friends as the morning after my friend went down for breakfast for them to say 'hello baby'

 

[Joe24]

Yep, got a pirate version of it out there...We made the girls in our hostel nearly wet themselves laughing with some of the chat up lines....or at least our bad pronunciation

Me and the girl behind the bar nicknamed my friend "em be" (baby)...she obviously told a few of her friends as the morning after my friend went down for breakfast for them to say 'hello baby'

I want to know who tells them these chat up lines!
Someone at work can speak really good Japanese, i tried my hardest to say it right, but no chance.
We could just imagine someone, chatting a woman up, using this phrase book, trying to find the replies, then having sex, but having to keep going back to the phrase book, to say different things to her

 

[thomas]

We could just imagine someone, chatting a woman up, using this phrase book, trying to find the replies, then having sex, but having to keep going back to the phrase book, to say different things to her

I think "urhmmmMMMMMMM!!!!!!" is the same in any language

 

[swee'pea99]

Bless you!

 

[Joe24]

I think "urhmmmMMMMMMM!!!!!!" is the same in any language

No, theres, "harder" and "just there" and "i wont do it with/without a condom" and "no, i dont like that"
Which adds to the vision of someone having sex, phrase book in hand!
Oh and, "do you have a condom" is in there
That should be in the chat up line bit
"do you have a condom?"
"why yes i do"
"kool, fancy using it?"

My mate also translated
"do you want to see my cock" into japanese, but i cant remember it

 

[thomas]

No, theres, "harder" and "just there" and "i wont do it with/without a condom" and "no, i dont like that"
Which adds to the vision of someone having sex, phrase book in hand!
Oh and, "do you have a condom" is in there
That should be in the chat up line bit
"do you have a condom?"
"why yes i do"
"kool, fancy using it?"

My mate also translated
"do you want to see my cock" into japanese, but i cant remember it

I was joking...I know all the lines in there as I've got one of the books

it has something like "do you have a condom?" ... "i think we better use a condom"..."no, I won't do it without a condom".

I don't want to learn anything (too) rude and dirty, just because I know that that will be all I will remember.

 

[Joe24]

I was joking...I know all the lines in there as I've got one of the books

it has something like "do you have a condom?" ... "i think we better use a condom"..."no, I won't do it without a condom".

I don't want to learn anything (too) rude and dirty, just because I know that that will be all I will remember.

Just learn that!!!!
What more could you ever need?
You will then not have to take the phrase book to bed with you, just everywhere else!

 

[thomas]

Just learn that!!!!
What more could you ever need?
You will then not have to take the phrase book to bed with you, just everywhere else!

Well..."I insist on using a condom" probably isn't the best opening line to get a girl to bed...however, I can say too expensive which I guess might come in handy if that was all I knew

 

[Joe24]

Well..."I insist on using a condom" probably isn't the best opening line to get a girl to bed...however, I can say too expensive which I guess might come in handy if that was all I knew