Y Fronts - the Wonder Garment

[Drago]

A thread for you rascals to come up imaginative uses for Y Fronts.

Ill start.

In the event of a plane crash in the jungle the Y Fronts can be dismantled, the gusset used to bait a trap andnthe elastic used as a catapult to stun or kill any tasty animals that you catch.

 

[Drago]

In warfare they can be used as a white flag formthe purposes of surrender.

Be warned- a white flag with brown stains is semaphore for "bomb this position immediately", someone caution is required when assessing their suitability.

 

[fossyant]

In the event of a bike emergency, you can wrap a pair round your chisel handle to get a good grip, whilst you hit the chisel with your hammer.

 

[Drago]

A wipe over with a mature pair of Y fronts makes an MTB look tonthe missus like you've been on a 30 mile trail ride, when you actually went up the pub.

 

[lazybloke]

@Drago Didn't you go commando and use your pair as a facemask in covid times?

 

[Drago]

@Drago Didn't you go commando and use your pair as a facemask in covid times?

I did for a laugh in early 2020 and thats how the covid outbreak started.

 

[DRM]

If you become exhausted on a rowing boat trip around the local parks boating lake, an oar and pair of xxl Y-fronts make a good substitute sail

 

[DRM]

In winter, the wearer can place their Y-Fronts on their head to make an emergency balaclava

 

[Drago]

During the early days of WWII, Home Guard volunteers without rifles were ordered to improvise a weapon consisting of a pair of Y fronts on a long stick.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

It has been said that Drago's undies can be mounted onto the front of a spear

then the spear will, if thrown at a Tank - penetrate the armour and dissolve the crew

 

[roubaixtuesday]

When freshly laundered, the elastic can be fashioned into a surprisingly effective trebuchet using a corkscrew to provide the winching mechanism.

Once converted in such a way it is NOT recommended to wear the garment, as painful punctures to the flesh can result.

 

[Drago]

Elon Musk has hatched a plan to use Y fronts and their thriving ecosystems to terraform Mars.

 

[biggs682]

Pretty good for dusting fallen pubic hairs from a tiled bathroom floor

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Pretty good for dusting fallen pubic hairs from a tiled bathroom floor

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BURN THE HERETIC CLAIMING BOXERS AS Y FRONTS!!

 

[lazybloke]

Good for buffing that extra wine glass before the 'in-law arrives for dinner