Yay! I 'made it' onto the social answering team

[BigonaBianchi]

...next time you post a question for E***s watch out it may me who gets to answer...you have been warned

 

[Maz]

...next time you post a question for Evans watch out it may me who gets to answer...you have been warned

Well done, BB!
Here's one for starters:
Why do you only stock sizes 14-32? What about those of us with a fuller figure?

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Fuller figurecyclists are considered irrelevant when maximising profit for fat cat bosses. If you want clothing for the fuller figure it's probably best to go on a diet or do your shopping in the states.

 

[Aperitif]

^ That's Evans above

 

[BigonaBianchi]

it's not a job..if you buy something from them you get an email asking you to review stuff, if you click the relevant yes buttons you get this instant promotion

 

[phil_hg_uk]

it's not a job..if you buy something from them you get an email asking you to review stuff, if you click the relevant yes buttons you get this instant promotion

Are you an iSlave then (or is it an eSlave )

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Should you kiss on a first date?

Only if she borrows your mouthwash first