Yellow fang, 02GF74.....

[rich p]

Rammy, skinny man0903, rp24, louis, noamwax, vezza91.........

These are names I spotted when I looked in mtb for the first time just now. Who are they? Are they dudes? Why don't they ever come in to the caff?

 

[simonali]

Surely this is the wrong place to ask if they don't come in here?

 

[Arch]

Do we want them in here? Won't they all have muddy feet? I mean, I don't mind if they wipe them, maybe we need to invest in a few more bristly doormats...

 

[rich p]

They might be an alternative view, modern culture an' all that

 

[Arch]

Hmm, well maybe. They won't want to start playing their funky rockular music, will they?

 

[rich p]

I hate to stereotype but do you think they have titanium or carbon piercings?

 

[TheDoctor]

Oh, I'd love a carbon piercing! *googles*

 

[Arch]

Oh, I'd love a carbon piercing! *googles*

Come here, I have a very sharp pencil I can put through your nose...