Yesterday I Was Mostly.....

[PhotoNic69]

Yesterday I was running new Cat6 cables under the house. So to brighten things up a little I did this....
His name is Eric.

 

[postman]

Tell him to lay off his mountgiro fat busting jabs.If he has got a few left,there are a couple of overweight reality celebs who could do with a few more.

 

[Over the Ord]

Yes It would brighten things up, but when colleagues and I came across bones when renovating a property it wasn’t funny at the time.
Turned out to be animal remains.

 

[sungod]

sharpen a couple of the teeth and put a stake through the chest 🧛‍♂️

 

[Windle]

Around Halloween time I spotted an almost life size plastic skeleton in one of our local shops and had a mischievous urge to buy it and secrete it half hidden in the undergrowth somewhere around my local Cockfield Fell / railway path loop for the 'amusement' of some random walker / cyclist at a later date. The only trouble was that I couldn't figure out how I was going to get it there, now if I had a tandem.......

 

[Homers Double]

Why don't skeletons fight?

They don't have the guts for it...

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Yesterday I was running new Cat6 cables under the house. So to brighten things up a little I did this...

Hopefully you're talking about your own house, yes?
You will remove Eric if you sell, yes?
I think wasting police time carries a hefty fine ...

 

[classic33]

sharpen a couple of the teeth and put a stake trough the chest 🧛‍♂️

Kneeling position, facing North, with a stake from top to bottom and into the ground.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Thread the cat6 cable through the ribs.

 

[Homers Double]

Pat seems like a barrel of laughs…

 

[PhotoNic69]

Hopefully you're talking about your own house, yes?
You will remove Eric if you sell, yes?
I think wasting police time carries a hefty fine ...

Yes, my own house of course!
I'd best remove the "i'Ve kILled adn wILl kILL agian" daubed on the Victorian plaster in crimson paint before covering it with lining paper and painting.
Not intending on selling any time soon and hopefully will be as 'dead' as Eric when they carry me out feet first. I won't really care what problems it causes!