You can burn my house, steal my car

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tyred

Squire
Location
Ireland
Steal my car anytime, I can claim the insurance money and buy something else.
 

Brandane

The Costa Clyde rain magnet.
............and please help yourself to any Elvis records you might find (they definitely weren't bought by me; must have been left at my place by visitors with no taste in music).
 

swee'pea99

Squire
One night Frank was on his way home
from work, stopped at the liquor store,
picked up a couple of Mickey's Big Mouth’s.
Drank 'em in the car on his way to the
Shell station; he got a gallon of gas in a can.

Drove home, doused everything in
the house, torched it.
Parked across the street laughing,
watching it burn, all Halloween
orange and chimeney red.
 

tyred

Squire
Location
Ireland
............and please help yourself to any Elvis records you might find (they definitely weren't bought by me; must have been left at my place by visitors with no taste in music).


Burn him burn him
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helston90

Eat, sleep, ride, repeat.
Location
Cornwall
You can steal my car but I'm not going to give you advance warning about the dodgey fuel gauge- I'll leave you to find that one out by yourself!
 
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