A question for the ladies

[Mad Doug Biker]

When I was at the Commonwealth Games Rugby 7s at Ibrox the other day, the queues for the ladies toilets were, as usual, massive, but a little bit later on when they weren't I was washing my hands in the gents when a young woman appeared at the entrance, quickly surveyed the scene and then disappeared into one of the cubicles.
Personally I didn't mind, but she wasn't hanging about.

My question is, when you have a queue, is this normal, or do most ladies not have the brass neck??*








* - Disclaimer: I have never been into the Ladies.... Well, like that anyway.

 

[classic33]

When I was at the Commonwealth Games Rugby 7s at Ibrox the other day, the queues for the ladies toilets were, as usual, massive, but a little bit later on when they weren't I was washing my hands in the gents when a young woman appeared at the entrance, quickly surveyed the scene and then disappeared into one of the cubicles.
Personally I didn't mind, but she wasn't hanging about.

My question is, when you have a queue, is this normal, or do most ladies not have the brass neck??*








* - Disclaimer: I have never been into the Ladies.... Well, like that anyway.

You certain on that disclaimer?

 

[Smurfy]

My experience is that ladies don't usually venture into the Gents unless they are slightly inebriated, but maybe Scottish ladies are a bit more brazen.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You certain on that disclaimer?

No comment!

 

[guitarpete247]

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* - Disclaimer: I have never been into the Ladies.... Well, like that anyway.

I have. I had a very distressing case of holiday tummy in Greece, many years ago. Went into gents at a hotel we were passing.

No paper and accident about to happen. Possibly explosively and likely to be very dribbly. So I went into ladies and thankfully they had plenty of paper. And yes it was as I expected .

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

My experience is that ladies don't usually venture into the Gents unless they are slightly inebriated, but maybe Scottish ladies are a bit more brazen.

Not as far as I'm aware.

 

[AndyRM]

The provision for ladies toilets at Castle Greyskull is truly abysmal.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The provision for ladies toilets at Castle Greyskull is truly abysmal.

I'll take your word for that!!

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

The provision for ladies toilets at Castle Greyskull is truly abysmal.

The women have to wait at home for their "real men" to return home and abuse them.

 

[Smurfy]

My experience when I used to go clubbing

Me: Oy! This is the Gents, what are you doing in here? You've just come in to perve at the men's tackle haven't you!
Rather drunk lady friend of my acquaintance: Don't be silly! Why would we want to do that when we've got toys and cucumbers at home!

Result: About twenty men standing at a trough style urinal start rubber necking to see whats going on behind them!

 

[AndyRM]

Does it still look like it's about to collapse under the weight of the rust on every metal surface by the way? I was last there when Killie beat that mob on the glorious administration day and it looked ready to fall apart.

I've heard that they've basically done nowt to maintain it, which is no real surprise when you're paying guys £8,000 a week to win a part time football league...

 

[AndyRM]

I'll take your word for that!!

I should have said that it was my wife who pointed this out. She missed a large chunk of the second half when we went once because of a queue. Just as well really as Naismith knocked a couple past us and some dirt got in my eye.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Curious how no ladies have actually replied yet!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Does it still look like it's about to collapse under the weight of the rust on every metal surface by the way? I was last there when Killie beat that mob on the glorious administration day and it looked ready to fall apart.

I've heard that they've basically done nowt to maintain it, which is no real surprise when you're paying guys £8,000 a week to win a part time football league...

I didn't really notice, but then I was watching the Rugby.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I should have said that it was my wife who pointed this out.

She missed a large chunk of the second half when we went once because of a queue. Just as well really as Naismith knocked a couple past us and some dirt got in my eye.

That might be something to do with it then!