A sticky situation...

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Chuffy

Veteran
I wonder if 'philandering woman has minge glued shut' would attract as much amusement? :wacko:
 

spandex

I love Dr D
That is better than one of my friends when he found out that his mrs was seeing some one else. He got a condom opened it covered the out side with the hottest chill paste he could find I think it was around £35 - £40 and then rolled it back up and put it back in the packet. That night after a lovely night out (drink, dinner, movie) they head home....

They are getting down to it and he pulls out the condom... :wacko:

She ends up in A+E for two hours being washed out:blush:


He told me he was going to do this the day before and I was thinking he was joking until he phones me up saying the Po Po have him down the nick:wacko:
 

HelenD123

Legendary Member
spandex said:
That is better than one of my friends when he found out that his mrs was seeing some one else. He got a condom opened it covered the out side with the hottest chill paste he could find I think it was around £35 - £40 and then rolled it back up and put it back in the packet. That night after a lovely night out (drink, dinner, movie) they head home....

They are getting down to it and he pulls out the condom... :tongue:

She ends up in A+E for two hours being washed out:blush:


He told me he was going to do this the day before and I was thinking he was joking until he phones me up saying the Po Po have him down the nick:wacko:

:biggrin::ohmy: That made me cross my legs.
 

abchandler

Senior Member
spandex said:
That is better than one of my friends when he found out that his mrs was seeing some one else. He got a condom opened it covered the out side with the hottest chill paste he could find I think it was around £35 - £40 and then rolled it back up and put it back in the packet. That night after a lovely night out (drink, dinner, movie) they head home....

They are getting down to it and he pulls out the condom... ;)

She ends up in A+E for two hours being washed out:blush:


He told me he was going to do this the day before and I was thinking he was joking until he phones me up saying the Po Po have him down the nick:wacko:

So the outside surface would have been in contact with the inside surface then...
 

spandex

I love Dr D
I was thinking that when he was telling me what he was thinking of doing I do not know how he got round it. I will ask him tomorrow I need to know now.
 
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