Any agony aunts on here?

[Rhythm Thief]

Me and Ms RT went to the Post Office today. I queued up to post some stuff while she browsed the magazines. When I'd done my despatching, I found her reading a copy of, er, "Earthmovers", a glossy magazine with pictures of big diggers and tipper trucks. Should I be worried?
Concerned, Monmouth.

 

[gavintc]

I think it spells the end of multi-drop and a rapid move to the dirty end of the market.

 

[Noodley]

Dear Concerned

you should indeed be worried. It's time to sit down and talk to your wife, hold her close and tell her to shape the feck up!

Yours

Uncle Noodley

 

[dan_bo]

I was having a chat with a bloke in taunton t'other week with a bloke who was national champion horse plougher 8 years on the trot. does that help?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

A Rampant Rabbit is quite an earth mover, according to the ladies.

 

[wafflycat]

So she was looking wistfully at pictures of large tools and stuff that makes the earth move? Yes - be worried. See your GP for referral to a 'special' type of therapist to allow you to improve

 

[Mr Phoebus]

A good "hardened" tool is what you need to plough a furrow.
It must be properly hardened and not be made mostly of cheese.

 

[Shaun]

Leave a JCB brochure on the coffee table and see how long she can resist picking it up; then you'll have your answer!

(You could also check her browser history for Massey Ferguson, John Deere, Mack, Case, Thwaites, CAT, etc.)

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Pele = Bad.

Vlad the Impaler = Good.

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

..maybe she's just planning some gardening?

 

[Dayvo]

Or a do-it-yourself funeral for, er, someone!

 

[Shaun]

..maybe she's just planning some gardening?

Big flippin garden!!

 

[Baggy]

Hmmm, you went out to buy courgettes and purchased a house, and went to post some mail and Ms RT ended up flicking through a JCB mag.

Has someone swapped all the shops round for the day?

 

[Keith Oates]

Concerned of Monmouth.

You should be very worried, maybe she is planning to knock down the existing house to speed up the buying of the new one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Andy in Sig]

There's no need to get seroiusly bothered until she starts moaning about the lack of garage space at your house.