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bruce1530

Guru
Location
Ayrshire
True story.
My daughter’s friend got 2 kittens.

Being a big fan of “Little Shop of Horrors”, she named them Audrey and Seymour”.

They were in the garden one day, and attacked by seagulls. Audrey lost an eye, but was otherwise OK.

So she now has 2 cats. One has one eye. The other is called “Seymour”
 

tyred

Legendary Member
Location
Ireland
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Chislenko

Veteran
True story.
My daughter’s friend got 2 kittens.

Being a big fan of “Little Shop of Horrors”, she named them Audrey and Seymour”.

They were in the garden one day, and attacked by seagulls. Audrey lost an eye, but was otherwise OK.

So she now has 2 cats. One has one eye. The other is called “Seymour”

You will obviously recall the bloke that invented the glass bra.......Seymour Tit.
 

tyred

Legendary Member
Location
Ireland
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