Any good jokes ... ?

[Mr Haematocrit]

I got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers' party last night. I snuck up behind an older lady, started having sex with her from behind then looked up and suddenly realised that the guy at the other end of the spitroast, getting a blowjob, was my dad.
I said, "After 30 years of marriage I can't believe you're being unfaithful to mum."
He said, "I'm not."

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

Ronnie Biggs has died, aged 84.

This leaves Virgin Rail as the last remaining Great Train Robber, with cheese sandwiches for £4.50

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

My new French girlfriend hates it when I pull her hair during sex.
She says it makes her armpits sore for days.

 

[ttcycle]

Jokes and all are great but let's keep them from verging on generalisations on both race and religion please?
Reported post removed.

 

[nappadang]

There were two women sitting quietly, minding there own business.

 

[Andy_R]

There were women sitting quietly, minding there own business.

....thanks for not letting the side down, and making sure everyone thinks Geordies are thick misogynists......

 

[PeteXXX]

A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn't see anyone.
He glances down, sees a snail there and being the conscientious gardener he is, tosses the snail across the road, into a field, away from his property.
Ten years go by, and one day the man hears a knock at the door, but once again, doesn't find anyone there when he answers.
He looks down, sees a snail there.
The snail looks up at him, and in a tiny voice demands, - "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"

 

[martint235]

There were these two Geordies........

 

[welsh dragon]

There were these two Geordies........

 

[nappadang]

There were these two Geordies........

Best one so far. Hats off to you mate and all the best.

 

[ayceejay]

Bugger, you beat me to it. I was going to say
Two Geordies walk into a bar to prove who was the hardest, where was that bar, was it Gateshead or somewhere else up north?

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

I sent away for a penis enlarger. They sent me back a magnifying glass.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

What do you call an informative Geordie?








FYI Man.

 

[Andy_R]

Bugger, you beat me to it. I was going to say
Two Geordies walk into a bar to prove who was the hardest, where was that bar, was it Gateshead or somewhere else up north?

well it won't be Gateshead, that's for sure.....they aren't Geordies.

 

[martint235]

[QUOTE 2836806, member: 1314"]I don't get it.[/quote]
Read CoG, read and the answer shall be yours.