Mr Pig
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- North Lanarkshire
Funny one yesterday. You know how bikes are great for creeping up on wild life? They don't hear you coming and you're moving so fast you're on them by the time they spot you? Well yesterday morning I snuck right up on a large bird, I'm not sure what it was, sitting to the left of the road.
It took off and veered left but the fence was in the way, so it came right, thought it was going to fly right into me then went left again. Ended up flying along beside me for a second as it was in a panic and didn't know where to go. At this point it literally crapped itself and a massive white line of bird poo floated through the air right next to me!
The guy behind me burst out laughing. Close encounter of the crap kind.I was just glad it was beside me and not just in front of me! ;0)
It took off and veered left but the fence was in the way, so it came right, thought it was going to fly right into me then went left again. Ended up flying along beside me for a second as it was in a panic and didn't know where to go. At this point it literally crapped itself and a massive white line of bird poo floated through the air right next to me!
The guy behind me burst out laughing. Close encounter of the crap kind.I was just glad it was beside me and not just in front of me! ;0)