Book: Bonj book of Cycling

[Crackle]

I'm in again.

 

[tdr1nka]

And just to tide you over here is another gem that will go in the revised volume.

On the subject of mudguards;

just cycle out of the way of the mud before it hits you

 

[Lardyboy]

I will put my name forward in hope.......

 

[wafflycat]

*sniff* *sniff* *sob*

No-one wants to send it to me.

*sniff* *sob* *weep* *wail*
*rending of garments*

 

[Baggy]

Me, me! Put me in the draw please!

 

[Dayvo]

Yes please, but don't show any pity!

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Not that I need any words of wisdom from a man who goes to Halfords to get his cable cutters... but put my name in the hat again, please.

 

[lifeson]

Im British I'll join the queue (please )

 

[Danny]

And me.

 

[radger]

memememememe
(please)

 

[John the Monkey]

And also me.

 

[TheDoctor]

And I! I need the wisdom of Bonj...

 

[TheDoctor]

*sniff* *sniff* *sob*

No-one wants to send it to me.

*sniff* *sob* *weep* *wail*
*rending of garments*

She keeps saying this, but I've yet to see any proof...
Photos / videos please?

 

[Milo]

And I

 

[Crackle]

She keeps saying this, but I've yet to see any proof...
Photos / videos please?

Ahh! But she doesn't say they're her garments. I reckon her husband has no clothes left