Fanciful Facts

[PeteXXX]

If it wasn't for the hairs on a gooseberry, it'd be a grape..

 

[Smokin Joe]

Ugly, bad tempered old men with no money and no prospects have difficulty in getting attractive, long legged 21 year old blonde girls with large breasts to sleep with them.

Don't ask me how I know.

 

[vernon]

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Ugly, bad tempered old men with no money and no prospects have difficulty in getting attractive, long legged 21 year old blonde girls with large breasts to sleep with them.

Don't ask me how I know.

You are that blonde girl

 

[Drago]

There is no horse in horseradish sauce. The exception being Tesco own brand.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Married men on business trips are faithfull

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Every winner of the Tour de France has had an above average number of legs.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Hanging your laundry out to dry adds to the moisture levels in the atmosphere, which is why it starts to rain.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Here we go then, first time ive tried listening to a fight...weird

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

There are 233 words for krill in whale language.

 

[Drago]

Tony Blair tells the odd fib.

 

[welsh dragon]

Ive just found out that potatoes have more chromosomes than human beings.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Ive just found out that potatoes have more chromosomes than human beings.

my mum said im a spud???

 

[Drago]

Pigs turn grass into pork.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

my mum said im a spud???

A chip off the old block was what she said.