Fanciful Facts

[Joey Shabadoo]

The fastest mammal in water is the camel, which has been recorded at nearly 83 mph. It is rare to see camels swimming however, partly due to a lack of swimming pools in the desert and partly because they are afraid of water.

 

[PaulSecteur]

The first rule of Fight Club is counter productive.

 

[Drago]

This is true. The camels won't get in the pool at Barrymores house.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Pigs turn grass into pork.

lets hope the weed crowd dont get that mixed up @Drago

 

[welsh dragon]

This is true. The camels won't get in the pool at Barrymores house.

Camels get the hump when you try to push them into the swiming pool

 

[classic33]

Camels get the hump when you try to push them into the swiming pool

If they only get the hump when you push them into a pool, they weren't camels.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I've heard their humps are full of spit.

 

[Andy_R]

Mobile phones get up and hide whenever you leave the room

 

[Speicher]

I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

 

[winjim]

Dogs align themselves along the Earth's north-south magnetic axis in order to defecate.

I posted this once before but it didn't get the recognition I think it deserves so I'm giving it another go.

 

[Broadside]

98% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Er, I thought it was 82% actually!! ;-)

 

[stephec]

Ive just found out that potatoes have more chromosomes than human beings.

Speak for yourself.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Syd Little (of Little and Large fame) invented the wheelie bin.

 

[Andy_R]

Everybody likes Marmite. Some people are just ashamed to admit it.

 

[roadrash]

Alaska is the only state that can be typed on one row of keys
furbys are a protected species
The only number whose letters are in alphabetical order is 40 (f-o-r-t-y).
The sum of all the numbers on a roulette wheel is 666.
By law, all globes in Australia are displayed upside down.

2 of the above are false, but which ones