Fanciful Facts

[welsh dragon]

Speak for yourself.

I Was thinking of you when I wrote it.

 

[machew]

• NSA Banned Furbies on grounds of national security
• Greece made playing Video Games illegal
• China have banned Time Travel
• Russia has made EMO music illegal to listen to
• Australia Banned Small Breasts in Porn
• China has Banned Reincarnation (Without Prior Government Approval)

 

[winjim]

Kinder eggs are banned in the USA.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Dogs can't look up (yes, we've had it before)

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At least one of the above is made up.

You talk bolloc*s my dog chases fly's and moths round the house. She spends half her walks looking up at birds.

10/10 for being a bit rude, but spot about dogs.

0/10 for reading the full post

It's a well used *fact* from the film Shaun of the Dead.

My dogs all look up too, but it took one of my kids a few months of believing the above fact before trying it out and being so astonished ours could look up he came running to tell me.

& just in case, Flamingos aren't see through either

 

[winjim]

& just in case, Flamingos aren't see through either

But neither are they pink.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

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It's a well used *fact* from the film Shaun of the Dead.

The house in Shaun of the Dead is in Deptford.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

But neither are they pink.

Yep, I can't remember the reason why they look it tho, next weekend & a trip to see the Lego birds @ Martin Mere wetland centre will remind me.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

The house in Shaun of the Dead is in Deptford.

Bugger, wish I'd know that when we were down in Greenwich earlier this year.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Yep, I can't remember the reason why they look it tho, next weekend & a trip to see the Lego birds @ Martin Mere wetland centre will remind me.

Eating shrimps, I seem to remember.

 

[winjim]

Eating shrimps, I seem to remember.

Yep, and the captive ones have dye put in their food, to keep up appearances.

 

[Dirk]

Only 2% of people using Google bother to proceed to the 2nd page of results.

 

[jonny jeez]

[QUOTE 4029904, member: 76"]If everyone took up the same amount of space as their feet, everyone in the world could stand on the Isle of Wight[/QUOTE]
We practice taking up the same space as our feet.... every morning on the northern line

 

[Mr Celine]

The Norweigan word for vacuum cleaner is 'stoor sooker'.

In Scotland a vacuum cleaner is called a hoover but is used to sook up stoor.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Eva Braun filed a patent for a disposable razor in 1942 at the Freisburg patent office. It was discovered by Capt RA Thwaites of the Durham Light Infantry in 1945 who passed it on to his father in law at Wilkinson Sword.

 

[gaz71]

5 out of 4 people cant do fractions.