Plop Friction - A Quentin Tarantino epic abut the viscosity and surface drag of a pile of cap.
Star Wars (Part 0) - The Culling of the Skywalker Family Tree (the pre-se-prequel)
A Few Good, Bad and Ugly Men - The courtroom drama in which male reality TV contestants are ritaulistically disembowelled according to the voting panel which consists of a Judge (perhaps Dredd) and some brainless bimbo with massive funbags.
...oh wait... that last one could be a winner...