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It's a bit more complicated than that...
Whichever station droid told you that was lying - I've just come on an SWT train out of Waterloo with several full-sized bikes on board.For the record, Overground and SouthWest have also enforced (quite un-necessarily aggressively) a no-bikes policy for the duration
Looking at the map, I could easily have joined Team Slow and headed for Epsom. I'll know another time.